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Posted by Blake Seidel

Listen up, feline fam! Your health is impawtant to us. If you don't eat well and exercise regularly, who is going to take care of your cats? We would, but we're already maxed out at six. One of the most crucial parts of staying healthy is a balanced diet with lots of fiber. And what, dear readers, is one of the best sources of fiber there is? Beans! Yes, the magical fruit (that isn't actually a fruit at all, but does, in fact, make you toot). Now, it wouldn't be I Can Has Cheezburger if we didn't add a feline twist to this recommendation, so we've got an extra serving of beans from some purrfect paws of polydactyl cats.

As if cats' paws couldn't get any cuter, here you go. Not only are they fluffy, soft, and adorable, but now they come with extra beans and more floof to boot? We're sold. If this is all it takes to stay healthy, consider us the next Jane Fonda. We hope you enjoy these kitty cuties, and stay fibrous!

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Every cat deserves a chance. That is something that we stand by here at ICHC. And that very much includes cats and big cats whose lives have gone… a little differently than others. Not everyone gets lucky in life. Some big cats face some difficulties right away, but that doesn't mean that they don't deserve to live as good a life as they can live. And that is where we step in - to try to give them that life. 

Thankfully, there really are some incredibly good people out there. We have seen so many instances of people helping big cats in need. Like this injured bobcat who became the best foster momma to a whole bunch of other kittens thanks to the humans who adopted it. Or this this rescued black panther who became best friends with a Rottweiler that his humans paired him up with. Or this injured bobcat who couldn't be released into the wild who found out that fennel is the best toy ever and got an endless amount of it from the humans taking care of him. 

They all deserved a chance, and they all got it. The same way that today bobcat, Benji, did. It's always fun to see an oldie but goodie story get some renewed traction online, and we can see why this one hit again. It's incredibly wholesome. 

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Posted by kalila courban

Hello, fellow feline enthusiasts. Get ready for a mood-boosting experience with this delightful collection of cat memes designed to infuse your day with pure pawsitivity. No matter what day of the week it is, whether it is Monday blues, a midweek slump, or the calm before the weekend, this compilation is here to deliver a healthy dose of humor, chaos, and toe beans. Our goal is to satisfy all your cat meme cravings, and this round of feline funnies is no exception.

At the ICanHasCheezburger editorial office, we proudly live by the motto that every day is Caturday, and we stand by it with our whole hearts and paws. That is why we keep the good vibes rolling seven days a week with endless servings of laugh-out-loud cat content. So go ahead, dive in boopable nose first and let the hilarious charm of these kitties lift your spirits sky high.

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Posted by kalila courban

Hey, pals! Here at ICanHasCheezburger, we are very familiar with a certain feline phenomenon. Cats have a magical way of locating the warmest, coziest spots in the house and claiming them as their own. A favorite among cat lovers everywhere is the classic blanket burrow. The moment you realize your kitty has vanished, only to reappear peeking out from under the covers, is simply unmatched.

One especially adorable example comes from a cat named Emerson. His human shared that he loves to burrow under the blankets all on his own, then sticks his head out like a tiny sleepy explorer. Apparently, this is just a regular routine for Emerson, and it is equal parts hilarious and heartwarming. According to his human, the only downside is the blanket mess left behind by two fluffy kitties shedding up a storm, but that is a small price to pay for such wholesome entertainment.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Monday is a tough time for even the most dedicated employee. Detaching yourself from the free world only to chain yourself to a desk for the next five days in a row is no easy task. Especailyl when you consider that your desk has far less cats, cat comedy and cat cuddles than the weekend has to offer. Which is likely to leave more than a few of you and your colleagues colossally cranky.

Which is why we made this list of classic catto memes to raise the spirits of office workers around the world with their whimsical cat style comedy. Can you think of a better way to start the day?

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Easter is an interesting time to experience in the calendar year. For some, it is a holy experience that revolves around rebirth and practicing patience through fasting. For others, it is about chocolate and cheery bunnies who hide chocolate eggs in the wilderness. In certain lights, both of these concepts sound utterly ridiculous, and to a cat child they sound completely insane.

And that is exactly what we have captured in this list, a collection of feisty felines who did not react all too well to their pawrents bringing up the idea of giving up something for lent, or even just being forced to live in a vegetarian household for a few weeks. Regardless, these felines have been angered, and we have captured the calamity that followed that eponymous moment.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

We cannot stop Monday from coming. We wish we could, but we don't have that kind of time magic in our hands. So here we are, you and us, humble hardworking hoomans, who need to start another workweek. But we're not alone. Do you know who else goes to work each Monday? Hired cat memes. They're the same funny cat memes we all know, but they're made of cats who go to work - just like you. Who dares to say cats aren't relatable? Because you can definitely relate to the cats who go to work. The fact that they're also funny memes is a fun bonus for us, especially on a Monday, when we need an extra laugh.

Guess what? We hired these working cat memes to come here and be relatable for every hardworking hooman who's also a cat pawrent. They're on the clock here to help you laugh and forget the Monday mellows. And they're pretty good at it. These are truly very relatable cat memes if we've ever seen any.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Happy Monday, feline fam. Do you remember your childhood cat? We do. We remember snuggling with them at night, playing outside with them, and waking up next to them nearly every day until they crossed over the rainbow bridge. We also remember how sad it was when that happened. We felt so lost and hopeless, but we learned two impawtant lessons from it: sometimes things happen that are out of our control, and all we can do is love our pets as much as we can until we can't anymore.

We don't know the circumstances of why the feline-loving kid in this post was forced to surrender her childhood cat, but she was. However, she wrote a terrifically touching letter to any potential pawrents explaining everything she knew about "Bootsie," including her likes, her dislikes, all the nicknames she has, and so much more. It just goes to show how much a cat can affect a child, and how strong that connection can be. Scroll down to read the whole letter and more about her below. We hope Bootsie gets adopted soon! 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

We always talk about how the cat distribution system can catch you at any time and any place. We've written stories about people who got randomly adopted by a kitten during a hike, just out of nowhere, as they were walking around. We've written about people who got adopted when a cat walked into your home one day, just like that, without any particular reason. Just last week, we wrote about a woman who got adopted by a cat at 2 AM, during a midnight picnic. 

We always walk about how wholesome and heartwarming it is to get adopted by a cat via the CDS, how you're chosen and how you're going to love and be loved by this cat for the rest of their lives. What we don't mention is… just how inconvenient it can be. We don't mention it because we don't want to. Because the whole point is ignoring the inconvenience and adopting the cat anyway, because that's simply how it should be. But what if a cat chooses you during a random… sleepover that you have with a man that you met at a club? Inconvenient, yes, but… you were chosen, so what now?

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Posted by Jen

Ahh, those pesky unsold Easter cakes. I feel your pain, bakers. Or rather, I *see* it:

And that IS quite the pickle.

But never fear.

I AM HERE TO HELP.

Listen, like everything in life, this problem can be easily solved by a little thing called re-branding.

So.

What do you see here? An evil lamb cake?

Or is it an evil CLOWN cake? Hmmm?

Right? That's an instant tie-in to Stephen King's IT!

 

And now you can stop trying to convince your customers this is a bunny:

And instead start insisting it's Hello Kitty!

 

A tisket, a tasket, *I* see a UFO blowing a gasket:

 

And speaking of the truth being "out there," clearly your fruit department is ready to fill a much-needed gap in the horror sub-genre of grocery shopping:

Goodbye "spring chicks," hellooooo alien chest-bursters!

 

And speaking of bursting [HEYOOO], how are your bachelorette designs coming?

Because I'd say you've definitely got a handle on 'em now.

 

Thanks to Brittanie H., Angi O., Rebecca B., Shirley W., Julieanne B., & Adrienne G. for helping us come to grips with a whole new kind of Easter egg. o.0

*****

In an effort to keep today's product link PG, let's go back to chest-bursters:

Alien Next Door

I'm told this hardcover gift book is a must for Alien fans, and it sounds hilarious: "From facehuggers to feather dusters, discover how the perfect killing machine relaxes after a day of scaring space marines."

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Hello cat pawrents, do you work from home? Because if you do, we'd very much like to know how your cat feels about this. Is your cat happy you're home, trying to sit on your lap constantly despite your working schedule? Or is your cat feeling that you're bothering them too much, only by breathing near them for too much time? Or maybe your cat is ecstatic you're home, so excited they want to play with you all the time? There are many kinds of cats, and they'll all react differently to a cat pawrent who works from home.

But we, hoomans, also react differently to that situation. But there is something we all react to with joy, laughter, and happiness - meowing cat memes. Cat memes are the delight of any cat pawrent. Whether you're working from home this Monday or not, we're sure you're going to enjoy these funny cat memes. We're also sure your cat will enjoy them as well, so show them to your cat if you're at home.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Happy Meownday, feline fam. It's unfortunately time for us all to get back to work, and that includes our dear, sweet kitties at home. Yes, they too have day jobs. Some are purrfessional treat tasters, some work long hours at the biscuit factory, and others make the very memes you love to laugh at on the internet. What, you thought these memes just grew on trees? No, they are made by the funniest felines on the World Wide Web to help bring home the tuna. They can't trust their hoomans to get the job done, and you know what they say: if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

We're not sure exactly how they get paid to make said purrfessionally-sourced feline funnies, but we think it must be something about hooman laughter. So don't let these cats down, they worked really hard on these memes, so make sure you laugh a lot during your scroll down south. You wouldn't want them to go home empty-handed, would you?

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

We could never understand people who abandon their cats. It's just such a strange concept to us. How could you just get up one day and decide to get rid of your family member, someone who depends on you, who has depended on you their whole lives, who has been with you and seen you and loved you? Baffling. And yet, people do it. We come across stories of people who abandon their cats all the time, leaving them to fend for themselves or, hopefully, get adopted by someone else. 

So, we have seen this happen. Truly, we have. And we have seen people debate whether to get rid of their cats or not because their new boyfriend or girlfriend "hate cats". It has happened before. But to have the audacity to then expect the shelter that found your cat to console you and make you feel better for doing this to your cat? That's a new low. Maybe they didn't deserve to have this beautiful cat in their lives in the first place. 

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